J. Immat. Sci. is an open-access, beer-reviewed scientific journal. The journal specialises in satirical, whimsical and frivolous papers from all areas of science, and possesses a global readership from Nobel Laureates to internet trolls, and everything in-between. Articles are published weekly, and complete volumes are published annually, both digitally and in printed form.
The
Journal of
Immaterial Science
Latest Issue
Impact Factor: 6.7i Quartile: Q5 Editor in Chief: Demeritous Professor Günther Schlonk
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Sister Journal
J. Immat. Sci. is a sister-journal to the Journal of Astrollogical Big Data Ecology (JABDE). We are separate journals with different editors, but we share the r/immaterialscience subreddit and the website https://jabde.com/.
The language that scientific papers are written in is a needlessly complicated form of English called lingua wanka, which is dripping with corporate-style jargon and pompous bollocks. Herein, I talk about why that’s a bad thing.